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Beautiful Demotivational Poster

SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am


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Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !

HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

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Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm
You should submit this to Dig My Dog

beautiful -

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Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 24, 2016, 9:45 pm
Good streak. ^^^^^Up all 3

COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.

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Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)

A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...

NATURES WORK OF ART - Art is beautiful to the eye of the beholder.....this is one piece of ugly art

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Rating: 3.94/5

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Coombsy007 - June 9, 2012, 1:26 am
Yep, just making me think there is one big spider very nearby *shudders*

Death -

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Rating: 2.71/5

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[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still fucked up... woo!
[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family raped some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


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Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm

SHHHHH - You can't SCREAM with your throat cut any ways... ...sleep tight sweeties!

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Rating: 3.85/5

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real musicians -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm
Yeah it's a pretty powerful photo. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - The story of her life is in her face.


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Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 11:49 am
The 5L oops moment!


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Rating: 4.53/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:19 am

Yes, they have! But it still got a 5L~~;>
caveman - April 23, 2012, 1:59 am
And now your suspicions have been confirmed
lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 7:06 pm

I have long suspected that I've fallen in with a bad lot.
GaryO - April 22, 2012, 12:27 pm
Cave, how you came to that verbiage with the picture of a duck is incredible……now if it were a swallow. 5L ol’ chap
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 10:24 am
I couldn't have put it better than Sho myself... =D
Sho - April 22, 2012, 9:22 am

NO YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL - But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality

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Rating: 4.29/5

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Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm
punctuation is everything. No, your face is beautiful. BUT it really should read, Yes, your face is beautiful... Sorry I could not help it. It just kind of bugged me.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 am
the eyes are beautiful indeed, but the jaw seems suspiciously squ5re... before proposing, m5ke sure she's not packin' :)
vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:21 am
Ouch! 5L for the slap, and the beautiful eyes.

PERCEPTION - A woman who can not be ugly is never beautiful.

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Rating: 4.23/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Might I recommend this be added to another motinet site, like MotiTwist or Philosophy?
mariand - December 13, 2011, 5:29 pm


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Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?

REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!

LADY GAGA - I Want Your Ugly, I Want Your Disease

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Rating: 1.36/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
She is Miss Piggy - in the middle of a Kermit orgy
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 9:12 am
What happened to miss piggy! PETA has to do something about this woman! And her new album sux!!

WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE - One of the most beautiful places on Earth!

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Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - May 18, 2012, 12:20 pm
true beauty!
mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
Oh, it's a beautiful valley...

DON"T HATE ME - because I'm beautiful...

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Rating: 1.93/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:48 pm
and yet she'll never get a guy

BLACKCAT - I wish one would cross my path.

LADY GAGA - Fashion On Crack

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Rating: 1.71/5

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Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:57 pm
Better safe than sorry, Bovee. Use fire.
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 2:39 pm
Just dont know what to say. i am sitting on the fence on if its hot or if i need to kill it to save the rest of you.
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
Why is the word "fashion" in there? It works better if you leave it out.


LOVE - Beautiful in any form

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Rating: 2.71/5

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Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:37 pm
Good photoshop job. They almost look like real midgets or dwarves.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:53 pm
You tell 'em Bri Bri (5 from me) ... p.s.: you're on yer own, we never had this chat, now run like yell! * whistles (Greensleeves) *


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Rating: 4.9/5

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maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 6:58 am
Those Were The Days.
Airman - April 12, 2012, 3:13 pm
Jimmy Carter and Disco?
maoworks2 - April 12, 2012, 1:36 pm
The Only Good Thing About The 60's Were the 70's Next.
Greeny - April 11, 2012, 10:12 pm
Down to here Down to there Down to there Down to where It stops by itself!

BABY DIVA - Don't hate me because I am beautiful darling.

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Rating: 4.13/5

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BEHOLD A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - If Anyone Believes this Tragedy of Plastic Crap Is Beautiful, The Devil in Advertising has Won and the Hell of Consumerism Reigns Supreme

CHILDBIRTH - Such a beautiful thing Full of tenderness and love

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Rating: 2.78/5

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Cloudchaser - May 19, 2010, 2:43 am
Just saw the Gruesome Twosome a few hours ago. If she were there, she would have been the creepiest thing at the show

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Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

just checking back to see how this poster made out. you done reall good fred for a first submission. GaryO nailed it though...once it's approved only the hand of god...or Mr M can remove it...and no...that NEVER happens...EVER. welcome to the site. :)
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Living with our posters is why we spend a lot of time on them before submitting…..aaand why we all have so much fun in the comment section if we don’t. Even the comment section is forever. It’s a fun thing….if yer in any way masochistic.
fredbo - July 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
OOPS Sorry about that. It's suppose be Bill Maher. He's a comedian on HBO. Is there anyway to fix the misprint?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 12:52 pm
Mayer, Maher, whatever, I know some better names.
Cannabal - July 22, 2013, 12:45 pm
Who's Bill Mayer?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:43 am
Sweetness personified. Five Hugs…and five bytch slaps for Mayer (I’d like to do that anyway….reminds me of a smartahss I beat on in HS… smirky smug phukker)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:15 pm

whoa...and this is also a first submission. nice one dude....MOAR!!!
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:14 pm

wow...what a cutie she is. nice font choice for your title.

Counting Calories -

Genetic Counseling -

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Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 7:56 pm
That's awesome! 5 elephants!

Marine sniper? -

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Rating: 4.22/5

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Rudedog - May 12, 2013, 2:47 am
My brother lives next door and I'm constantly reminding him to "please won't you be someone else's neighbor"
Rudedog - May 12, 2013, 2:43 am
Must have something good to say, "Please won't you be neighbor".
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:28 am
Okay, but what kinda "magic dust" he have in dem dar shoes...sniff...to make him want to be soooo damn neighbourly?
GaryO - May 12, 2013, 12:19 am
If my neighbor told my little boy he was gonna take off his sweater and shoes, I too would become a ‘minister’
ipaprime - May 10, 2013, 7:58 am
he was just a minister who taught us to be better people


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Rating: 3.76/5

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WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
Bruce Vilanch. The scary part is that his real boobs are bigger than this pic shows.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
Sorry RON, but you're the competition, and motifake is dog eat dog, but not in a good way. (of course I fived it, you cheeky monkey)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
a total love only gets me a 3?...lol Thanks!...lol
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is wonderful, RON. A perfect parody. I totally love it. 3.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:56 pm
"they don't yell and they don't tell, and oh, they're greatful as hell" -- Benny Hill.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:55 pm
"they shall age, and their physical beauty shall leave, but a willingness attitude, is forever" 5L


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Rating: 3.35/5
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:43 am
amen. i am sick of hearing that every foreigner is hot.

NOSE BLEEDS - Because they are beautiful...

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Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:30 am
Black eyes, too?


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Rating: 4.88/5

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gas - September 12, 2011, 4:07 pm
5 & fav'd



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Rating: 4.64/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:04 am
man you were on fire this day 5L
Reality Lord - August 16, 2010, 11:11 am

good start to the day fp. 5 doeses for this.

BLUE EYES - Beautiful Blue Eyes pull you in, Make you long for her love, She is forever out of your league.

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Rating: 4/5

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zombiestomper69 - November 9, 2010, 8:32 am
Blue eyes get cataracts :D

SCOTT - is it not about time to give up?????

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Rating: 2.26/5

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Andy T - March 7, 2009, 5:49 pm
Wow....I never thought I'd see Siske and Wiske defiled....well done.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 12:13 pm
I thought it was great! Funny pic, funny caption... win.
pete - November 13, 2008, 11:39 am
lol @ energy. Honey, Please! You telling someone not to be a net bully.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 11:35 am
I think he'll get a lot less abuse when he takes the big sign off his back that says "Kick me". But OK, I guess he's suffered enough. Just remember who's idea it was to get the newspaper pic.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 13, 2008, 11:29 am
Lame poster.
energy - November 13, 2008, 11:21 am
leave him alone already, stop being a net-bully.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 9:08 am
...REALLY my girl/boyfriend". Large nosed girl/boy: "Timmehhhh!"
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 9:07 am
I just want to be a fly on the wall when he has to get her to pose for the shot. Scott: "Honey I need a picture of us together holding up a newspaper to convince a bunch of guys on the internet who think you're a fucking dog that you're REALLY my girl/b

MY BEAUTIFUL BLADE... - Now you just creamed yourself

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Rating: 1.68/5

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neo02yavizim - February 28, 2011, 3:30 pm
you can't understand if you hasn't seen basara *facepalm* as for me , yeah , i squealed lol
Mr. Shiny - August 31, 2010, 11:19 pm
pzykosiz - August 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
i don't get it. 1L


forever -

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spacedog - April 12, 2014, 10:54 pm
Boom. 5

Forsaken -

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Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:50 pm
Very nice. 5L


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chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:14 pm
what a beautiful girl!
Sho - October 16, 2013, 6:57 pm
So I heard. Thing is, my father has light brown eyes, and my mother's are green and grey. So I have a mix of both of them
premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 6:28 pm
You must have magnificent looking eyes
Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:03 pm
They look like mines, without some of the light brown near the center

White Magic -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 1, 2013, 12:45 pm
s-o-o-o-o-o, when did they discover alcohol?
chickenlittle - December 1, 2013, 10:50 am
I had to google that, very interesting!

APOCALYPTIC CONSOLATIONS - So Beautiful, So Consoling, So Close And Yet So Far Away ...

oil and water -

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Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:35 pm

Looks suspiciously like water and ink...

Lot #777 A Beautiful Day -

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Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 1:00 pm
Thanks... this was my snarky series. After all this, came the Jedi cat. Completely on a high of mania, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 12:58 pm
As long as you're not sparkling, you're completely healthy.
5150monkeylove - May 24, 2013, 11:28 am
I really like this series... 5L
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:20 pm

it burns ....it burns

The Beginning -

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Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:00 pm

excellent, post to moti twist as well

Teh interwebz -

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EmilioDumphque - September 28, 2014, 9:50 pm
You need to be hanging in a bag of liquid.
GaryO - September 28, 2014, 5:26 pm
'bout time you laid yer stuff down, Silvie


HOUSES - Despite your beliefs, the possibility of rocks are ever present. Listen and be nice to your neighbors.

LOVE IS LIKE A ROSE - Beautiful while in bloom, but it cannot last forever.


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Rating: 3.54/5

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Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:41 pm
Ron's got game!

VANITY - -I'm The Only Person In This World That Matters


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Rating: 3.05/5

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Mathematicians -

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Life -

lincolns tale -

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Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 1, 2017, 10:09 am
If beauty makes you throw up a lil' in your mouth
Reality Lord - November 30, 2017, 6:27 am

"how many fingers am I holding up Winston?"
Thedewd - November 29, 2017, 3:57 am
Just how drunk or high would you have to be to agree with what is written on her?
concern2 - November 27, 2017, 1:49 pm
nice, UP yours
JesusWept - November 26, 2017, 4:41 am
Nice suite, RL.

Artistry -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2015, 8:46 pm
Oh, yeah.
mizzdizz - August 6, 2015, 2:41 am
Total awesomeness, LA! 5L!

Exquisite -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:33 pm
Excellent, LA! 5L!

preference -

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Rating: 5/5

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hidden in cloth -

Oh, what a beautiful morning -

Moves endlessly foward -

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Rating: 4.77/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2016, 10:47 pm
Beautiful 5L

Iris -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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Not Quite good enough -

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Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - January 18, 2016, 8:47 pm
Dang! That is the good5. Well done LA.
mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:24 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! VERRRRY darkly funny!!!! LUV it! 5 laughing goth lions!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 11:46 am


People -

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Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:16 pm
Oh great, now I gotta run to Costco


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Rating: 4.53/5

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No one better? -